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Post by glasspoet on Dec 31, 2011 20:16:25 GMT -5
Split Finger
Used to throw the screwball but pronated hands and elbows don’t make healthy arms Fernando Valenzuela found this out too late
Took a while to stretch my fingers out but I enjambed a ball and held it there for weeks watching Jen on TSN
Then winter came I threw it in the gym for six months straight
So what’s it do? It fades like memories of Mathewson It dies like a wounded skunk and leaves an odor at your door
When it’s working no one hits that thang
2011 by Dwayne Brenna
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Post by glasspoet on Jan 1, 2012 18:31:47 GMT -5
Fastball from my Dad
Back in the '50s, my father played minor league baseball with the Philadelphia Phillies.
Bruce B. Pope was a lefty, and he hurt me, hurt my hand bad when I was almost 11 - after I blurted out something like, “Dad, throw me one of your real fastballs, will ya?”
I watched his hesitation and the familiar but slightly different windup this time; it was more pronounced, just more dramatic, I thought. Then the pitch – and my barely seeing it fly into my mitt. I can still hear the hit, the violent Pop!
I tried hard not to cry when I caught it then dropped it. I started bawling across the front yard, the palm of my left hand stinging then throbbing, the glove left on the ground…
me thinking something broken and blurry like I will nev-er question the pow-er of my fath-er a-gain.
2010 by George Pope
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Post by glasspoet on Jan 27, 2012 23:17:19 GMT -5
The Steal Todd Wolbers
Signal from shady dugout to first: Finger-to-elbow-hat-chin-hat-chin-hat-tip-of-nose-eye— The eye? The EYE! The indicator!— Knee-and-point the green light One extra heartbeat Sidestep to starting block Set
Thrower eyes The Look with a toss— Slide back to bag Reset
Careful shuffle to toe the edge Lean Dangling hands with twitching fingers attached Eyes right then front, left then front. The discarded hot dog wrapper ballet pauses mid-twirl, Swiss time ticks and stops An unfinished breath Go
Screams scratched out by tearing wind, Concentration and speed. Strides catch up As blockers close in For the relay Headfirst hand under Slide
Tag down dirt sweep Eyes wait on the dusty scrutiny Of bloated napoleons. Safe!
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Post by glasspoet on Jan 30, 2013 23:42:15 GMT -5
A Mile in My Shoes: Joe Jackson
by Don Waldo
I had a uniform that was dirty but a conscience that was clean. I never laid eyes on a one of them but knew them all by name. I never spoke to them directly but heard what they were asking. I told them to go to hell, but they said I was already there. I asked to sit this one out but was told I would never stand. I never asked for nothing, but they gave it to me anyways. I tried to tell them what was going down, but they knew what was up. I always played to win but somehow managed to lose. I never learned to read or write, but my signed confession still damns me. I was owed a living wage, but he’s paying me beyond the grave. History has called me out, but His is the only call that matters.
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Post by glasspoet on Feb 25, 2017 21:10:30 GMT -5
Who's on First
Coaching Little League was Dad’s greatest joy My brother Artie always got a hit Proud Pop would smile and say, “That’s my boy!” I would cheer too, but then my brow would knit
It seemed unfair that I could not partake In a sport that consumed much of Dad’s time “Put me in, coach, a home run I can make!” But I felt left out of the national pastime
Times had changed when Artie’s daughters were raised Annette could pitch and Diane played left field Their success made Artie feeling amazed For their sports talent had another yield
College scholarships quickly came their way It wasn’t their school grades that drew acclaim Honors came for the way they’d learned to play Girls finally took their place in the game
Soon our whole clan was playing together At family parties and on holidays This summer sport’s played through winter weather In photos you’ll find me smiling at first base
Carolyn Devonshire
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Post by glasspoet on May 18, 2022 18:04:39 GMT -5
Baseball Humor:
Runner at first no outs. Young batter was given the sac bunt sign. He took the next blazing baseball squared around and used the bat to deflect it straight into his gonads. While writhing in pain, the manager ran out and started yelling "Dumbass, that is NOT a sac(k) bunt"!!!
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